YOU MIGHT BE ADOPTING FROM CHINA IF........

• you know that I-600 & I-171 aren't highways
• you've been expecting a baby for nearly 3 years
• you understand that it's 2006 in some parts of the world
• you know that "waiting for China" has nothing to do with Dillards or dishes
• your homestudy is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4)
• you never know how many days next month will have
• you know that babies come in batches
• you've been fingerprinted three times, but never committed a crime
• you automatically assume everyone who is expecting is having a girl
• you own new clothing in many sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don't know when or how big)
• you look twice when you see a lady bug
• you're more interested in what will happen in March 2006 than in March 2009
• you know people who understand when you talk about 2 day months & 5 day months
• your due date hasn't changed by days, but by years
• you know who the Rumor Queen is ... AND ... you don't know who she is
• you know that forecast doesn't have anything to do with the weather
• you've waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed
• when you speak of "that time of month" you're talking about CCAA updates & referrals

• You love someone you've never met with all your heart!